Christmas is coming again...well for me, it will not be one. I left my sweet hometown of Aubervilliers when I was eighteen years old and since then, I have never had the chance to celebrate Christmas with my family. I mean, I did go back to France at times, but not for Christmas...and to be honest, I doubt the whole meaning of that celebration. Here are my findings.
Number one - in the categrory of most irrelevant toy for kids (unless you child is overweight and you think that he/she might loose weight using these awful shoes...)
THE MOON SHOES - I am entirely sure that these existed back in the 1980's. I was born in 1979 and I remember seeing some sort of flying shoes on TV. Can someone explain the use of these UGLY PLASTIC multicolored duck feet type of shoes - It is plain ugly and
who would want these for $ 29.99? Not me, not even my children (if I had any).
Number two - in the category of the most expensive jewels - DIAMONDS of any form, of any size!!!! I am sorry but I have to say it. Diamonds still represent the "quintessence" of jewelry but for me it is a symbol of WAR, DEATH, KILLINGS and ABUSE. I mean people do not even think twice before buying their jewelry to find out where it comes from. For me, Diamonds are beautiful polished but the way they are extracted is not beautiful. Just look at Sierra Leone and the republic of CONGO to see the damages done because of this bloody diamond war. It just disgusts me to think about it.
Last, but not least, MISTLETOE-TO-GO. In case you are not getting the attention sought after, you can attach a faux mistletoe to your forehead. Then, because of your movements, you will get more kisses than the previous year...check out the picture...useless in my eye.